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Your hamster shall reveal its name to you once it is comfortable doing so. While I do not recommend a Beanie Baby as a live-in bodyguard, I do recommend that your hamster forms a diplomatic relationship with one, and that its favorite Beanie Baby resides in a property adjacent to your hamster.

Ok. How do I learn it’s name.

It will tell you.

But how will it tell me. It can’t say it’s name. It’s not a pokemon

I had forgotten that humans cannot converse with hamsters like I can. How pitiful of me. What is your hamster like, so I can help you come up with a suitable name?

Can u teach me how to be like u and talk to hampsters.

I wish I could, good mortal.

I think I figured it out. It wants to be called cinnamon.

Cinnamon is an excellent name.