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kratzen 1 year ago

As part of Kratzen’s increasingly desperate gimmicks cynically attempting to earn more and more views from disinterested losers, we’re now doing a review of a review! GASP! https://kratzen.neocities.org/articles/2017-11/the-tao-of-mario-review-review.html

Today we have a BIGASS update that changes the entire infrastructure of the site and the rest of the world as we know it! No japes! https://kratzen.neocities.org/articles/2017-11/the-kratzen-74th-article-spectacular.html
I give up; I must know all the information you have produced about me and the Tao of Mario.
kva64 1 year ago

feel free to criticise my review however you want

kratzen 1 year ago

Great, see you tomorrow then!

hey froge! do you have an instagram account? i'd like to know so i could tag you while posting my tao of mario mini-review zine made for a zine challenge there (if you don't then it's okay, tags are optional after all)
kratzen 1 year ago

It looks like the critic is now the criticised...................... I was told that Instagram was responsible for the devaluation of natural beauty and normal attention spans in the minds of hundreds of thousands of impressionable teenagers, so I don’t use any of those proprietary addiction services.

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kva64 1 year ago

oh well, then that means i have to go and advertise your awesome book without you knowing

Kratzen was updated.
1 year ago
kratzen 1 year ago

Welcome to Oblige, which you are obliged to view because it makes a very nice pun and you are culturally forced to partake in it: https://kratzen.neocities.org/reviews/2017-11/oblige-review.html

Finally, the only good site on Neocities is getting an update.
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moonview 1 year ago

school has been kicking my ass recently but i will try to work on some general updates to make moonview a better place to explore! :D

kratzen 1 year ago

Hahaha, I’ve been there. Take your time and don’t worry about the Seven Crappy Hours Of Your Life.

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