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For all the ironic shit I give Owlman, he’s one of the only blokes on this website who makes consistently-interesting and readable work, whose prose goes beyond “functional” and ends up having an actual voice. If he would curate his website in a way that wasn’t a bloody mess, with categories for all his shit, he’d be a Degenerate-tier writer. But I’m mostly saying that to reaffirm my own design skills.
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kratzen 1 year ago

If you need any help with your site, you can always ask me.

owlman 1 year ago

Cool cool

owlman your site’s source code is the equivalent of a double-homicide with both victims pregnant. you couldn’t pay to me operate on this failed tumour that you call a functional website, but that’s what i expect from someone who unironically likes the antiquated, labrynthian garbage that is DOOM. i hope when you leave neocities forever you take down the infrastructure so nobody will ever try to imitate this failure.
kratzen 1 year ago

also thank you for calling me kind, i really appreciate little moments like that!

owlman 1 year ago

Oh baby, I'm never goin' to quit!

Small announcement not worth noting: I’m writing a book and Kratzen is halted. https://kratzen.neocities.org/articles/2017-07/froge-is-writing-a-book.html
jackomix 1 year ago

"Or, in lieu of that, creating Phoenix Wr"- omg i love ace attorney

MASSIVE announcement: I fixed a broken link on a two-week-old article! https://kratzen.neocities.org/articles/2017-07/dunkeys-garbage-part-4.html
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i only donate to people whose content i like
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kratzen 1 year ago

sorry i meant to post this image data:image/jpeg;base64,/9j/4AAQSkZJRgABAQAAAQABAAD/2wCEAAkGBxAREBIQDxIQEhMQDw8PDxAPFhAPEA8QFhEWFhURFxMYHSggGB0lHRUVITEhJSkrLi4uFx84ODMsNygtLisBCgoKDg0OGhAQGy0lICUrLS0tKystLS0tLS0tLS0tLS0tLS0tLS0tLS0tLS0tLS0tLS0tLS0tLS0tLS0tLS0tLf/AABEIAMIBAwMBEQACEQEDEQH/xAAbAAEAAgMBAQAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAQQDBQYCB//EADkQAAIBAgIHBgMHAwUAAAAAAAABAgMRBCEFEhMxQVKRBiJRYXGBMkKxFGJykqHB0TNT4SNjosLx/8QAGgEBAAIDAQAA

kratzen 1 year ago

crap hold on

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name three French House bands that aren’t Nine Inch Nails. protip: you can’t.
strata 1 year ago

Laurent Garnier, Etienne de Crecy, Stardust.

kratzen 1 year ago

obviously only a casual would name such normie bands. come back when you have some real music, like Aviici, Basshunter, and Rihanna

strata 1 year ago

is that supposed to be funny?

I refuse to update Kratzen until Owlman posts his furry article.
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joppiesaus 1 year ago

I thought I was OK with furries. I've seen plenty of unsolicitated furry stuff that kills the sweet summer child. But then my friend posted updated his profile picture of him dressed up in a somewhat furry way. I didn't know he was. It scared me a little. :( I guess I need to get used to it. I'll like him no matter what. I'll just have to adapt to it.

strata 1 year ago

So in case the furry article won't get reposted... wouldn't that be a win/win situation?

owlman 1 year ago

I'll finish it in six months or so

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kratzen 1 year ago

@strats please don’t disrespect my profile, thanks

i guess you didn’t understand the “plagiarism” thing was a “joke”.
kratzen 1 year ago

j o k e s

owlman 1 year ago

I think if I can take a dick, I can take a joke. Also, I removed your article b/c I didn't make it, and yes, I know that you were joking, I'm not THAT dumb (well, I am, but so so)

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kratzen 1 year ago

owlman i am unfollowing you because you are gay

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owlman 1 year ago

Christ, you take it up the arse once and everyone thinks you're gay

strata 1 year ago

>tfw Canadians think the masters of dumb humour can't take dumb humour

jackomix 1 year ago

@strata :'(

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