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kratzen 1 year ago

Hooray, it has occured! Four whole months! Actually five, but whatever: https://kratzen.neocities.org/articles/2017-07/four-months-with-kratzen.html

joppiesaus 1 year ago

PSYCHE!!! ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒ WHOA BRO ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™€ its JUST A PRANK!!! ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ˜‚ YOUVE JUST BEEN ๐Ÿ’ข๐Ÿ’ข๐Ÿ’ขPRANKโ€™D๐Ÿ’ข๐Ÿ’ข๐Ÿ’ขOMG ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ BRO๐Ÿ‘ฌ CALM ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ด DOWN BRO โฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธ SIMMER โ˜•๏ธโ˜•๏ธ DOWNโฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธ U WANNA KNOW Yโ‰๏ธ BC ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’ IT WAS JUST A PRANK ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜œ HAHAHA GOT U ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ U FUKIN RETARD ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜THEREโ€™S A CAMERA ๐Ÿ“น๐Ÿ“ท RIGHT OVER ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘†โ˜๏ธ THERE SEND THIS TO 10 ๐Ÿ”—๐Ÿ”—OTHER JOKESTERSโš โš to PRANK THEM TOO๐Ÿƒ HURRY UP OR ELSE๐ŸƒYOULL NEVER LAUGH AGAIN ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒ

also Kratzen update is dropping 2017-08-31; book demo should be finished before end of September
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kratzen 1 year ago

will contain at least 50 pages, 25,000 words, and dozens of full-coloured captioned images showing the entire spectrum of gaming history, free forever.

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strata deleted my bad opinion about radiohead lol
jackomix 2 years ago

rip comment 2017-201 mis u

strata 2 years ago

yes I fatfingered, stop being a dick

strata 2 years ago

like, even, wtf. you can talk to me directly if something bothers you. it wasn't my intention to delete your autistic post.

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jackomix 2 years ago

*grabs popcorn*

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kratzen 2 years ago

๐Ÿ˜ฟ

For all the ironic shit I give Owlman, heโ€™s one of the only blokes on this website who makes consistently-interesting and readable work, whose prose goes beyond โ€œfunctionalโ€ and ends up having an actual voice. If he would curate his website in a way that wasnโ€™t a bloody mess, with categories for all his shit, heโ€™d be a Degenerate-tier writer. But Iโ€™m mostly saying that to reaffirm my own design skills.
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kratzen 2 years ago

If you need any help with your site, you can always ask me.

owlman 2 years ago

Cool cool

owlman your siteโ€™s source code is the equivalent of a double-homicide with both victims pregnant. you couldnโ€™t pay to me operate on this failed tumour that you call a functional website, but thatโ€™s what i expect from someone who unironically likes the antiquated, labrynthian garbage that is DOOM. i hope when you leave neocities forever you take down the infrastructure so nobody will ever try to imitate this failure.
kratzen 2 years ago

also thank you for calling me kind, i really appreciate little moments like that!

owlman 2 years ago

Oh baby, I'm never goin' to quit!

Small announcement not worth noting: Iโ€™m writing a book and Kratzen is halted. https://kratzen.neocities.org/articles/2017-07/froge-is-writing-a-book.html
jackomix 2 years ago

"Or, in lieu of that, creating Phoenix Wr"- omg i love ace attorney

MASSIVE announcement: I fixed a broken link on a two-week-old article! https://kratzen.neocities.org/articles/2017-07/dunkeys-garbage-part-4.html
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i only donate to people whose content i like
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kratzen 2 years ago

sorry i meant to post this image data:image/jpeg;base64,/9j/4AAQSkZJRgABAQAAAQABAAD/2wCEAAkGBxAREBIQDxIQEhMQDw8PDxAPFhAPEA8QFhEWFhURFxMYHSggGB0lHRUVITEhJSkrLi4uFx84ODMsNygtLisBCgoKDg0OGhAQGy0lICUrLS0tKystLS0tLS0tLS0tLS0tLS0tLS0tLS0tLS0tLS0tLS0tLS0tLS0tLS0tLS0tLf/AABEIAMIBAwMBEQACEQEDEQH/xAAbAAEAAgMBAQAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAQQDBQYCB//EADkQAAIBAgIHBgMHAwUAAAAAAAABAgMRBCEFEhMxQVKRBiJRYXGBMkKxFGJykqHB0TNT4SNjosLx/8QAGgEBAAIDAQAA

kratzen 2 years ago

crap hold on

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