not even a joke despite the date, new story added to the collection. wasnt gonna post until i finished the site redesign but ehhh the longer i sit on it the less likely i'll post it at all. watch the content warnings on this one.

i think i've been looking at this theme too long because it's starting to give mcdonalds.

ignore this this is me doing the coding equivalent of slamming my head against a brick wall

you know if i actually knew anything ever about coding i would have a way cooler site but unfortunately looking at javascript gives me a headache and html and i got divorced years ago. i dont even like css. i only know how to do stuff i can physically touch. they should make a code you can handle in real life with your bare hands.

Bro, they gotta invent coding but as like, pottery. Or paper mache. Closest I can think of are those drag and drop "scrapbook" esque sites but those are so... NOT it. Make it CLAY DOG

Really though, I totally agree, looking at JS is atrocious, it's a miracle I've frankly achieved ANYTHING on my site whatsoever. My only VERY MUCH unasked for recommendation would be using a framework already broken over like Rarebit which's great for VNs, if that's what you're doing! Only downside is, well, it's still Javascript AND it's a lil ridgid really, haha.......

minor update, added some art of unicorns to the creature page :]

i come on the site. i add one extra link. i leave the site. this is true coding power. go read the cool stuff in my cool sites section