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the super duper evil origin story of cresentri.exe (the mii in the thumbnail and also jumpscare thing) coming soon
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the answer to life, the universe, and everything
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okay now i feel the jumpscare is too unexpected... it lures you into a false sense of security instead of just being immeadiate. should i move it to another page lol
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i genuienly dont get whats so special about totk and botw on switch 2 that they need a $10 markup.... the nso app functions? literally who cares. better visuals?? dude i'm a nintendo fan i still use my wii who cares about 4k vs 720p
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cresentri
1 month ago
thats not to mention you can't even use the appp functions if your not a nintendo switch online subscriber!!!!!!!
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jaidenle
1 month ago
honestly the only positive i can think of is the game not running at 10fps at the deku forest (totally worth it /j)
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cresentri
3 weeks ago
okay update apparently you can use the app functions without an active nso subscribtion. my other points still stand
i yelled to free me of this curse, then mario appeared. but then gaussian blurred away
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50 million bajillion viewers.... and 4. ballers!!
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this is the best parody ive ever written i think