i have a headache :(
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cubercomics
5 years ago
headaches are worse than any other common pain why havent we evolved past this shit
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bluef00t
5 years ago
I hate headaches because they're like the least useful pain signal. Did I damage my flesh? Did I touch a dangerous irritant? Did I eat something bad? Am I attacked by a pathogen? No, my brain is just terrible suddenly and I can't do anything but take an aspirin and lie down about it
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cubercomics
5 years ago
this headache lasted for roughly 24 hours it fucking sucked im glad its passed
A man went to a hotel and walked up to the front desk to check in. The woman at the desk gave him his key and told him that on the way to his room, there was a door with no number that was locked and no one was allowed in there. Especially no one should look inside the room, under any circumstances. So he followed the instructions of the woman at the front desk, going straight to his room, and going to bed.
cubercomics
5 years ago
The next night his curiosity would not leave him alone about the room with no number on the door. He walked down the hall to the door and tried the handle. Sure enough, it was locked. He bent down and looked through the wide keyhole. Cold air passed through it, chilling his eye. What he saw was a hotel bedroom, like his, and in the corner was a woman whose skin was completely white.
cubercomics
5 years ago
She was leaning her head against the wall, facing away from the door. He stared in confusion for a while. He almost knocked on the door, out of curiosity, but decided not to.
cubercomics
5 years ago
This disinclination saved his life. He crept away from the door and walked back to his room. The next day, he returned to the door and looked through the wide keyhole. This time, all he saw was redness. He couldn’t make anything out besides a distinct red color, unmoving. Perhaps the inhabitants of the room knew he was spying the night before, and had blocked the keyhole with something red.
cubercomics
5 years ago
At this point he decided to consult the woman at the front desk for more information. She sighed and said, “Did you look through the keyhole?” The man told her that he had and she said,
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cubercomics
5 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wv5QtMWTu4 this put me on an edge i didnt even know was possible
its insane that bluef00t follows this account but not the one thats actually at all interesting
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last i left off i was typing up a really long parody of black mirror but it wasnt that funny so ill just delete it
most of my uh... "jokes" have just been turned into pillowfort posts lately but i dont really think about those very hard before i post them so a lot of them suck