I finally got the balls to put on my big boy pants and stop trying to make my wesite feel "like other websites" or "like a real website." Now, it's here to fulfill its one (original) purpose which is to have a second place other than itch to host my games. Maybe I'll add more things later on after it is serving its main purpose effectively but for now this is all it needs.

Do you ever look at a site and wonder WTF? This is one of those cases.