I seriously don't have time for this...

Joke of the day: I once gave a blind person a cheese grater for their birthday. They said it was the rudest book they had ever read.

Joke of the day: Dead people can't live with their reality.

Joke of the day: I would like to tell you a joke about memory loss. Oh wait - I forgot...

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