As you enter, you are greeted with an outstretched hand. You grip it firmly, but not so firmly as to appear abrasive. As you do so the hand appears to melt, your fingers melding with it's rapidly unrecognisable form. Is this the unification you seek, the oneness with all? No, you have accidentally stumbled into a clay sculpting class and appear to be manhandling a rudimentary clay figure of an elderly man.
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