HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! [said in text with disorienting visual effects overtop a background of silly jpgs being sequentially exploded, set to a slightly-too-slow playback of a The Paper Chase song of your choice]
Oh, you are KIDDING me, of course after posting this I notice my record player's motor is running ever so slightly too slow and making all my records utterly unlistenable? Fuck off.
Oh, you are KIDDING me, of course after posting this I notice my record player's motor is running ever so slightly too slow and making all my records utterly unlistenable? Fuck off.