Rules
- Be niceys :)
Oh also, this blog often might cover mature content, so yeah, be mindful of that. And minors should leave please and thank you
New look
Hi, this website has a new look :). I was not particularly happy with it at the beginning, but I've come to like it as I did some changes throughout the month. It is not great by any meaningful metrics, but my standarts are low enough that I actually kinda like it. Some more changes to come as I update the rest of the site. Ill also be doing a ccs tarot 'minigame' as time allows for it.
Update: yummy cookies
Ok I havent updated this website on my free time at all, but thats
ok, because I baked some cookies, which were added to this
websites code. You can change backgrounds now and it wont reset
every time you reload the page. Its not the best implementation of
cookies but it works and I aint gonna complain about something
thats working. Major overhaul on this site's looks is on the
works™ (i.e I havent started it but im planning to).
Kissinger dead
Real quick update, yesterday (11/29/2023), Henry Kissinger died, which means I have updated the 'Has Henry Kissinger Died Yet?' page, as the name suggests. Have a good one, bye. Quick edit: I havent read the book because I literally just came out but the Jacobin has compiled a bunch of stuff about Kissinger into a book and kept a bunch of copies waiting for him to die anyway you can read it for free online here, or buy the hardcover copies that waited so so long to be released.
Hi welcome
About the site
This website does not have a particular theme. It is more of a compendium of random things I kinda like - and above everything else, it is mostly just the result of me toying around while learning some css. Ill try to use little to no javascript, which I dislike for a particular list of reasons. If the text seem poorly written, it is because I am stupid <3. I am aware of that.
The layout in this website was made by me (Its not great, but it is readable at least). No rights reserved for the layout, but I did take some ideas from here and there (including some other neocities websites, tehee). The images are mostly from wikimedia and are (usually) published under creative commons, but copyright laws are dumb anyway. Did you know even screenshots of games count as being copyrighted and thats why wikipedia rarely uses them? Anyway yeah, fuck capitalism etc.
The site looks best at a 163:47 resolution and you can only get
its full experience through an 640x184.539877301 pixels CRT
screen on a Netscape 1.0 browser running on the
PS2 Linux distro. Please turn off your ad blocker and turn on your non-add
blocker. If any non-ad content loads, try viewing the website
from Latitudes between 45°S and 47.3°S, and any longitudes that
arent divisible by 3 or part of the mersenne primes. For safety
reasons, always keep a gun pointed to your machine and run
continuous turing tests to it while browsing this website. If it
tries to speak to you, contact authorities immediately.
yeah I kinda stole this joke from xkcd
Oh, hey, you disabled javascript. Dont worry, I dont really use it here :)
About me
New type of gal they tried out for a bit, but quickly disregarded as a complete failure.
I am autistically horny for airplanes, spreadsheets and justified text
FAQ (which no one ever asked, but hey, its MY website):
>Favorite movie?
V for vendetta for sure, The Matrix comes second (Shoutout to
the Wachowskis)
h>Favorite book?
Im illiterate but I like to look
at the numbers in
This book
and imagine what they mean
>What kind of music do you listen to?
A bit of everything
except for anything thats like (x)-core and has over 400bpm
>Hobbies?
I'm just a fag trying to have a good
time. I'm pretty good at grilling some cheese if you count that
as a hobby
>I think god should personally beat you to a pulp
yeah
I know
>What is your name?
>What is your favorite color?
Look around this website darling
>What was the capital of Assyria?
A complex
question actually; the akkadian language does not have a word
for "capital" nor did the assyrians have a strong concept of it.
Wherever the king was resided could be considered the cpital,
but that changed multiple times over a period of 18 centuries (a
rough estimate which ranges from 20 to 14 centuries). As the
kings died and positions of power shifted, it was possible for
the admnistrative capital of the empire to change. Some people
online often list 4 of them, Wikipedia lists 6, actual number is
likely higher. Nineveh is possibly the most famous of the
capitals, and t hus could be the answer to the question.
>What is your quest?
Having sweaty gay sex on the
couch, eating good food and nuking the United States
> What is the airspeed velocity of a unladen
swallow?
x
>What is up with these weird questions?
They're
references to
a movie.
Dedicatory
I dedicate this webpage to people with problematic kinks; trans women who got hate mobbed online; disabled people who cannot take care of themselves; people who are addicted to hard drugs and last but not least to neurodivergent people who dont just have mild anxiety and difficulty talking to people. If you're not in the list might as well log off honestly.
Contact
Nope. Not happening.
