Thanks for 1,000 views, everybody. Far less than 1,000 people were in the auditorium during what I considered my greatest accomplishment two or three years ago. I wonder if I'll look back on this post in the future and be amused at this humble beginning, or if I'll be like "Damn, I had something going for one month". Shoutout to all the archival viewers; you're keeping my legacy alive, and I think about you too.

I have finally made one of those 88x31 link buttons people plaster everywhere add mine to your collection yall