im gonna make my website extremely weird someday. Not JUST "funky 80s colors", but also one including a personality quiz that asks you which state on a map of the top right of america is new york. If you go to a new tab my website will detect it and literally lock you out of my site and if you try to come back in itll put you on a page that says "you know. Both non-americans AND americans get this question wrong."
Also you cant go on any other part of my website. Itll just redirect you to that page until the end of time