Thank you Spuds' Guide to Democracy for teaching me what I should know if I ever want to completely dumb down, polarize and demoralize an entire sapient species in just a short amount of time. I just hope the leaders of the world never find out about these tricks!
Indeed, ity would be highly unethical to wake these puppets up, just before consuming them. Whoever wrote that guide is one sick S.O.B.
I'm a spudman! I got eyes all around!!