Made the spinny things actually spin but I hope they're not too distracting..!? Need to learn how to code a sort of toggle off button just in case

if the spinny things are gifs you can try freezeframe.js https://github.com/ctrl-freaks/freezeframe.js

or try "prefers-reduced-motion" in css https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/CSS/@media/prefers-reduced-motion