This is the variation I was able to find. I don't know much about it or who made it, though. https://web.archive.org/web/20080616220325/https://autcode.neurelitism.com/
I generally don't give content warnings, but I'm going to give one for this entry because it's particularly bad: transphobia. Like, a loooot of it.
I found this one which briefly mentions Babe Ruth, but says nothing about Amazon or jungles https://www.cheswick.com/ches/papers/auth.pdf (also see https://www.cheswick.com/ches/talks/ for some related content)
friday-girl, thank you for the recs! Not what I was thinking of, but these are interesting reads! :>
(Context for those who need it https://kyledrake.com/writings/ai )
Who wants to use this site's open source code to make an alternate hosting? :3
this writeup is from more a year ago and it's clearly not addressing the typical AI skeptics that have a much stronger case these days, but rather the tech doomsday cultists of the time that are deserving of just as much ridicule than the AI pushers.
The backdrop was also most certainly this letter, which was all about the whole corporate lobbying and the AI PR about how the technology is supposedly dangerous because it "will result in AGI" and thus it has to be monopolized by large corpos to have free reign over it: https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2023/mar/29/elon-musk-joins-call-for-pause-in-creation-of-giant-ai-digital-minds