"Daddy, how did you and Mommy meet?" "She was a butterfly monster and I beat the crap out of her to get her back to normal"

"Daddy, how did you and Mommy meet?" "She couldn't reach a can of beans on top of a shelf."

"Daddy, how did you and Mommy meet?" "She was possessed by a ghost and pulled a key I needed out of her mouth."

Duncan's corner yelled "SURPRISE ELBOW!" while he was defending his neck from Moicano. He tried it(it didn't work) and in doing so allowed Moicano to get the sub. One of the funniest things I've ever heard in the sport.

SURPRISE ELBOW! 😭

Golly, my Google AI Pro plan now has an extra few terabytes of storage at no extra cost! 🤓

That picture of me and muse is probably what I'd look like when I get to my Unc's age 😫

I'll age you down next time!

Guardians of Azuma- character LITERALLY says "Bravo!", localizer changed it to "Splendiferous!" All of these stupid little unnecessary changes, never mind the censorship they're infamous for, they all add up to drive me insane.

It's bad enough when a character says one of the handful of Japanese words that I know, and I can see the text is wrong. When they SAY AN ENGLISH WORD and it's still changed--that's just next-level. This is the real enemy of all mankind. There will be no peace until the last English jrpg localizer has been peacefully removed from the world.

Viva Cristo Rey

++The Peace Spy: daughter of Russian politician hires guy to expedite her return home from the U.S.; she came over because she wanted to be a hero and help prevent nuclear war, now she's homesick but the gov is dragging its feet letting her go. but it seems like he's actually CIA though and basically just starts tricking her into staying in the U.S., hooking her up with a job and even planning to get her a husband.

next story's "All the Hues of Hell".

"i love women so much it's unreal." Same. It's almost painful.