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When a woman watches The Revenant, all she sees is Leonardo flying around the woods, like the camera footage of a Grudge attack. Bears don't exist to women, they're like leprechauns or fairies.

The same way that a man can't comprehend the size of the Universe, women can't comprehend physical danger. Every man knows a woman who has had to get a rabies shot because she tried petting a wild animal. Most men know several.

To be fair, a bear is probably a better alternative than the jews managing the human-trafficking tunnels or a black man.

LMAAAAAAOOOO you fucker

True though😮‍💨

@didntask lmaooooooo. Now if the man were Aryan or Asian, I'd take being in a forest with the man. The aryan would help me establish an ethnostate and the Asian would respect the ethnostate.

Every FREAKIN weekend I post this, what are the judges DOING and why is it ALWAYS a women's match

I can't BELIEEEEVE they let the Khan win. Brazil impressed me

Caio Borralho is my new favorite fighter

SON OF GOD, SOLDIER OF GOD, FIGHTING NERDS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA ANTHOOOOOOOOOOONNNNYYYYYY SMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHH

"Guillotines don't work in high-level MMA" Anthony Smith: Hold my paper

Jose Aldo fighting like he's 25

Pantojaaaaaaaa. glad one judge got it right, 49-46

I don't really do picks, but everyone I *wanted* to win won :') I guess except that women's match, but i literally cant even remember their names, that's how important it was

OF COURSE BRAINLETS ARE CALLING THE PANTOJA FIGHT A ROBBERY "ABLOOOOOHOOOO HE GOT CUT NOOOOO IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT ELSE HAPPENED A SINGLE ELBOW OPENED A CUT SO THAT MEANS ERCEG WIN DAS DAMAGE'

I think I maybe might maybe kindamight feel a little better. I think I've just been taking too much caffeine. Last night was misery, tonight isn't great but not misery, so that's something. I'll have to cope with withdrawal headaches very shortly, but it won't be worse.

I'm so FUCKING bored, I read a bunch of Wheel of Time (it's great) but i wanna SPOOKS IN SPACE. so im jus gon... imjsuttt im just gonna do one part, and then ill rest

My heart can't take that rn, idk 😮‍💨 everything's so sad.

Doctor appt Monday, MAYBE I'll be traveling soon, but my head lmao my head hurts and idk.

Holy Mary my head hurts so bad though johkgfdjkvf kl is so cool that you can rob the goblins blind without them even knowing 💰

they tried to murder him (like they murdered Ed Piskor recently) but all they succeeding in doing was awakening Cyberfrog 🐸