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Not sure who "the sharty" is but I'd probably want to stay clear of her. This is my personal site my friend. Maybe you're right it's ill-advised to share my age and what I look like... Thank you for the constructive criticism. As for the soyjaks... They delight me. And my girlfriend is real. Visit my Instagram @jakeatron57 for pics of the two of us -- it's true, she's beautiful.

Oh, and about the domain... I'm pretty satisfied with my $12 purchase of primate.soy. This site makes me happy. Obviously, it doesn't do the same for you. Sorry bud .

And I see you've just joined Neocities this month! Welcome. I like your site, and if you're looking for another site based around fun games, check out https://neocities.org/site/advancedgamingknowledge . There's a lot of great card and dice activities there!

hey i guess you like fun sites so i made my site more "fun," i added an extra section

I like the new section. You're correct it's quite fun although I disagree that Anna's "not the prettiest" ... You yourself compare her to Helen of Troy, and that is fitting -- she is the most beautiful woman in the world. And thanks for the puns despite how they're meant to cuck me. Truce?

hahahaha of course, i'm happy you took the joke well

You might want to pinch yourself to make sure you're not having a nightmare ;-)