//MALWARE FOR THE SOUL

I am eggbreaker.exe (She/They, you can call me Exe for short).

This is my personal website I have mostly out of obligation. For now there will be nothing of interest here, maybe I'll do something worthwhile at some point in my meaningless life, I don't know.

Here's some 88x31 badges, I guess?

Even if the morrow is barren of promises, nothing shall forestall my return.

This site is reactive, but is best viewed on a screen with a 4:3 or 16:9 aspect ratio.