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We here at CYIO, Inc thrive for oil and unfunny memes. Thats why today, we are presenting the Masochistic Boy. The masochistic boy is a modified version of the Nintendo Game Boy Color but - The screen has been removed - The motherboard has battery acid on it - The fucking thing barely works - The on/off switch literally isnt there - The battery cover doesnt match the color of the case And finally: - One of the screws is missing (intentionally) You can order the Masochistic Boy for the price of 8 and a half dollars. DM me (Upwader#2829 on discord. CASE SENSITIVE) to order. Only 1 is available and will probably never be made again.

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